An email to a chiropractor:
“Hello Dr. M———-,
I’ve been suffering from back and shoulder problems for awhile now. My buddy says that I should check out a chiropractor and get adjusted. Is that when you crack my back?? I have to say, I’ve always been nervous of chiropractors. I’m afraid that you’ll crack my back and end up breaking my spine and then I end up shitting and pissing myself. That doesn’t happen right? So what are you’re rates? Is this an hourly thing like a massage? On that note, do you guys do “happy endings” or is that out-of-line?
Thanks and look forward to hearing from you,
Doug”
No response…
Hi there. I am Chris allen. 