Doug Kramer #2

An email to a personal trainer…

“Hello CXXXX,

I hope you don’t mind me taking the initiative of contacting you, but I’m very interested in getting some personal training. I’m a newer member and saw you training someone the other day with some boxing drills. Looked intense!  It made me sweat just watching.  Anyways, I spoke to your supervisor Kristen (?) about contacting and gave me your info.

So here’s the deal: I want to get cut!  I’ve never been in a fight before, but I want to look like I could take a motherfucker down, you know??  I used to play a lot of sports. That’s how I met my wife. I was the quarterback and she was the cheerleader, blah, blah, blah. Anyways, I’ve put on some pounds since high school/college which is why I think my wife is cheating on me. I’m not certain yet, but when i catch the asshole that’s boning my wife, I want to be able to fuck him up…or at least scare the shit out of him with my chisled body. In the meantime, I want to make my wife extremely jealous by having other — preferrably younger– girls crawling all over my “tip”!

Anyways, I’ve gone ahead and purchased some sessions and stoked for us to get started. Oh, no need to stretch me out at the end of our sessions, I feel weird about guys touching me like that. Besides, that’s what they have Thai hookers for, right!?! Lol!

Best,
Doug

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