Uh-oh, you’re the Maid of Honor and you forgot to write a toast! Don’t worry, here’s a solid go-to for anyone in a pinch.
For the Maid of Honor or someone connected to the Bride:
“Hi everybody. I’m Lisa1 and I’m the Maid of Honor2. Thank you to Courtney and Richard’s parents for this amazing day.3
Courtney4 is my best friend and the kindest person I know. I remember the first time I ever met Courtney. We were at a club in Los Angeles and she spilled her drink on my outfit. (Shocked gasps!) I know, usually a bitch’ll get cut for something like that. But Courtney was so sweet and so funny I couldn’t help but just fall absolutely in love with her. Right then, in that moment, best friends were made.
I remember when I was pregnant with Toby5, Eric6 was out of town on business and my water broke. I was so scared. I had no idea what to do, so I called Courtney and she came with me to the hospital. That’s type of person she is. When your man isn’t there during one the most important moments of your relationship, Courtney will be.
Richard, you have, without a doubt, the most beautiful, caring, and amazing woman in the world. You better be the most loving, caring, and support husband ever. Ever. Or I’ll cut you.
Now raise a glass for the two sweetest and loving people I know!”
1- Your name might not be Lisa. Change accordingly.
2- You may not be the Maid of Honor. Change accordingly.
3- A couple things here, the bride and groom may not be named Courtney and Richard. Also, their parents may not have paid for this beautiful wedding. Moreover, their parents might be dead. Work with what you got.
4- Like I said, the bride’s name might not be Courtney.
5- Were never pregnant? Make it a lost dog. Either way, Toby works.
6- Your husband’s name might not be Eric. Change accordingly. Not married? He’s boyfriend then. Still works.
Hi there. I am Chris allen. 